Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? A: Tea Rex?
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they travel in schools.
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
|A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver.”Mam, is there a reason that you’re weaving all over the road”?The woman replied, “Oh officer, thank goodness you’re here!! I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? A: Ptera Don
A man has been married to his wife for over 20 years and during the past 5 years he has been unable to obtain an erection. He feels just horrible because he is unable to have sex with his wife. He fears his wife may leave him for another man.Out