Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get Hearing Aids.
|Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer see’s a car puttering along at 22 MPH.He thinks to himself, “This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!”So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.Approaching the car, he notices
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work” to the casual observer. You can send andreceive personal e-mail, calculate your finances andgenerally have a blast without doing anything remotelyrelated to work. These aren’t exactly the societal benefitsthat the proponents of the computer revolution would
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.
|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.The cop asked the farmer, “Didn’t you know it is against the law to ride with a pig in the front of you truck?”The farmer replied, “No, I didn’t knowed that.”The cop ask the farmer
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard INever walk down the hall without a document in yourhands. People with documents in their hands look likehardworking employees heading for important meetings. Peoplewith nothing in their hands look like they’re heading for thecafeteria. People with a newspaper in their hand look likethey’re heading