Where do Eskimos keep their money? In snowbanks.
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What do you want your family and friends to say at your funeral?”. Man2 says, “I guess I’d want them to say I was a nice guy and I took care of my family”.Man3 says, “I’d want
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A: A visitor.
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter.A cop pulled up and said, “I’ve got to take you in, sir. You’re obviously drunk”The wasted wino asked, “Ociffer, are ya absolutely sure I’m drunk?””Yeah, buddy, I’m sure,” said the
Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of us, it looks like you’re not workinghard enough. Build huge piles of documents around yourworkspace. To the observer, last year’s work looks the sameas today’s work; it’s volume that counts. Pile them high andwide. If you
Q: Why didn’t the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? A: Because she had no guts!
A professor of a Freshman Psychology course had a class of 400 students. His final exam was scheduled very early 8am-10am.The professor told his students that his final was not a cumulative final and just covered the information since the last midterm, so in essence, the final was just like