Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
|A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled her over for speeding. As he was giving her the ticket, she said, “How come I always get a ticket and everyone else gets a warning? Is it my face?””No, ma’am,” explained the officer, “it’s your
Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look impatientand annoyed to give your bosses the impression thatyou are always busy.
Where do hogs keep their money? In piggy banks.
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A: Retardo.
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.”Officer, look what they’ve done to my Beeeeemer!!!”, he whined.”You lawyers
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you just because they want to giveyou something for nothing – they call because they want YOUto do work for THEM. That’s no way to live. Screen all yourcalls through voice mail. If somebody leaves a voice