Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur? A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.
A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed a young lady laying in the sand, she had no arms and no legs and was crying.He goes over and asked what was wrong. She said, “I am 21 years old, I have no legs and
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print on her forehead.
|A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn’t find it, so she asked a police officer for directions, “Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capitol building?”The officer replied, “Wait here at this bus stop for
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still around. You could readmagazines and storybooks that you always wanted to read buthave no time until late before leaving. Make sure you walkpast the boss’ room on your way out. Send important emailsat unearthly hours (e.g.
Where do trees keep their money? In branch banks.
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.