|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!””Thank you very much for the call, sir.”The next day, FBI agents descend on the neighbor’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open
A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potentialemployee’s application and notices that the man has neverworked in retail before.He says to the man, “For a man with no experience, you arecertainly asking for a high wage.””Well Sir,” the applicant replies, “the work is so much harderwhen you
What were Jesus’ last words at the last supper?”Ok, all you guys who want to be in the picture,get on THIS side of the table”
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives a car?A: Cause she blows the horn!
|A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave him a ride.After traveling about a mile or two, the truck was stopped by the highway patrol for a weight check and inspection.The truck inspection revealed the truck had slick tires; no horn; no head, tail
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If you take half from a half dollar, what do you have? A dollar.