Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and leans against the freshly painted wall. The next day, she says to the painter, “You wanna see wheremy husband put his hand last night?” He sighs and says, “Look, lady, I got a tough day’s work
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?””After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship.””If I died and you remarried,” the wife asks, “would she live in this house?””We spent a lot of money getting this house just the way
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q: What will she ask you?A: “Is it mine?”
|Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. When the suspect crossed the Georgia line, the first Trooper pulled over quickly.The rookie Trooper pulled in behind him and said, “Hey, sarge, why did you stop?”The sarge replied, “He’s in Georgia now. They’re an hour ahead
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months went by and not one piece of mail left towm. Deeply concerned, postal authorities in Washington wrote the postmaster to inquire why.They received this short and simple explantion: “The bag ain’t full yet.”
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet examined the dog’s still, limp body and sadly informed the man that the dog was dead.Saddened at the loss of his best friend, the man asked the doctor if he could please try one last time
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air bag.