Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks after 6 months.
|A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The “disturbance” turned out to be well over six feet tall and weighed almost 300 pounds. What’s more, he boasted that he could whip the deputy and Muhammad Ali too.Said the policeman, “I’ll bet that you’re also an
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to two final applicants — one of which would get the job.The first one interviewed was from a small college in upstateNew York. A nice young man, but a bit timid.Then he called for the second man,
If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter, and another quarter, and then another quarter, how much would you have left? A million dollars minus 75 cents.
A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl asks her mother what they’re are doing. After a moments hesitation, the mother replies “They’re making cakes.”The next day the little girl and her mother go to
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute says, “Aren’t you done yet?”The nympho says, “Are you done already?”The blonde says, “Beige. . . I think I’ll paint the ceiling beige.”
|Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle.Dog owner: Are you crazy? My dog can’t even ride a bicycle.