|The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman.”What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?” said the officer.”I’m going to a lecture.” the man said.”And who is
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work. The little girl asks, “I saw you in your office with your secretary. Why do you call her a doll?” Feeling his wife’s gaze upon him, the man explains, “Well, honey,my secretary is a very hard-working
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise.”Hey Willis!!” the farmer yelled. “Forget your troubles. Come in with us. Then I’ll help you get the wagon up.””That’s mighty nice of you, ” Willis answered, “but I don’t think Pa
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart has a mind of its own.
|Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond.As the K-9 officer approached the house with his
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to sign up for a policy. “I certainly don’t want to frighten you into a decision,”he announced, standing up to leave … “Please sleep on it tonight, and if you wake up in themorning, let me know
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