A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy ditch.
|Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed this and asked him why he was crying.”Well,” says the old fellow, “I just got married to a twenty-five year old woman. Every morning she makes me a wonderful breakfast,
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The boss called her into his office and said, “Now look Sharon, Iknow we had a wild fling for a while, but that’s over. I expectyou to conduct yourself like any other employee around here. The boss
If George Washington were alive today, why couldn’t he throw a silver dollar across the Potomac? Because a dollar doesn’t go as far as it used to.
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a rooster says, “Cock’ll-doodl-doooo”, while a blonde says, “Any-cock’ll-doooo.”