Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste good.
|While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a fortune teller sitting under an umbrella. She was just sitting there smiling and laughing. The motorist passed on by and went a couple of miles on down the road. All of a sudden he spun his
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together. Goldstein says to his friend, “Last week was one of the worst weeks of my entire life.””What happened?” asks Birnbaum.Goldstein moans, “My wife and I went to Florida on vacation. It rained for seven days and seven nights, so
Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A. – Put velcro on the ceiling.
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
|An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service and was startled to find an intruder in her house.Catching the man in the act of burglarizing her home, she yelled, “STOP! Acts 2:38!” (“Repent and be baptized, every one of you, in the name of
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take placeon December 23, starting at noon, in the banquet room at Luigi’s Open PitBarbecue. No-host bar, but plenty of eggnog! We’ll have a small bandplaying