Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.The doorman at the club greets them and says, “Hey, Dave, how ya
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?A: It’s on. It’s off. It’s on. It’s off. It’s on. It’s off.
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole. Searching for witnesses, he discovered a pale, nervous young man in work clothes who claimed he was an eyewitness.”Exactly where were you at the time of the accident?” inquired the officer.”Mister,”
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and new products. Use it freely whenin conversation with bosses. Remember: They don’t have tounderstand what you say, but you sure sound impressive.
Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? A: Because he is a meat eater!
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know why you called your company Microsoft”
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.