|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole.Searching for witnesses, he discovered a pale, nervous young man in work clothes who claimed he was an eyewitness. “Exactly where were you at the time of the accident?” inquired the officer.
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
|The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies report on GLOBAL ORGANIZED CRIME. FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens of
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor, I just can’t get to sleep at night.” “Have you tried counting sheep?””That’s the problem – I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying tofind it.”
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says the personnel director, “You’ll have to meet some strict requirements. First, you must type at least 60 words per minute.”Sitting down at the typewriter, the dog types out 80 words per minute. “Also,” says the director,
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer: May I see your driver’s license?Driver: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.Officer: May I see the owner’s card for this vehicle?Driver: It’s not my car. I stole it.Officer: