After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: “Honey, we’ve finally got enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1979.” “You mean a brand-new Cadillac?” she asked eagerly. “No,” said the husband, “a 1979 Cadillac.”
Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their occupation and each stated who they liked tooperate on. The first doctor said, “I like to work on electricians.””Why?” the others replied.He answered, “When you open them up, they are all color coded so you knowwhere
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her hair and dyed it brown, and set off for a drive. She wanted to do random acts of kindness to see if it would change her life.While driving through the countryside, she came across a farmer
Did you hear about the Wall Street investment banker who won $10 million in the lottery? He’s so happy that he’s giving some serious thought to paying back his student loan.
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well, one shucks between fits.What’s the difference between a nun and a fat lady? One’s tryin to diet, and the other’s dyin to try it…
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space Invader.