Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!
|Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description of the missing man.The wife said, “He is 35 years old, 6-foot 4-inches, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build,
Q:Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A:(‘He wanted cold hard cash!’)
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an intern!
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve stem.
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the night.”Man: “What’s the charge?”Polceman: “Oh, there’s no charge. It’s all part of the service
51 DAYSA bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door burstsopen and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to th bar, order fivebottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at alarge table. The corks are popped, the