Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day of course.Bob: Wrong! During the day you can only see the sun but at night you cansee the stars.
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they don’t shit everywhere when you pull their tits.A2: So that when you pull their tits, they don’t moo.
|Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park.Judge: What were you doing?1st man: Oh, just throwing peanuts in the pond.Judge: And what were you doing?2nd man: I was throwing peanuts in the pond, too.”Judge: Sounds harmless. And you, were you
Q. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?A. It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.
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|There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes 12.There are 12 inches in a ruler.Queen Elizabeth is a ruler.The Queen Elizabeth was a ship.Ships sail in the sea.The sea has fish.Fish have fins.The Finns are always fighting the Russians.Russians are known as “red”.Fire engines
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh was buried in one of the largest funeral ceremonies in recent years.Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, the CaliforniaRaisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker and the Hostess Twinkies.The graveside was piled high with flours, as