|Here’s a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold should be made with Knox Unflavored Gelatin and red food coloring. One would think that a flavorless food would not be at all difficult to swallow, but believe me, from the looks of people who inserted
The complaint letter from Judi:We blonds at the ofise are tired of all the the dum stoopid jokes about us. We think this is hairassment. It causes us grate stress and makes our roots turn dark. We have hired a loyer and he is talking to the loyers at Clairol.
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There’s aknob called ‘brightness’, but it doesn’t work.
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?”8. After he describes each special, you shout, “Garbage!”7. Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, “Minimum wage”.6. Every few seconds, yell, “More waffles, Cuomo!”5. Insist that before ordering, you
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row!Judi: That’s nothing; last night I had over a hundred.Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.Judi: (looking shocked) Oh, you mean with one guy.
Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when suddenly through the wall came the ghost of his monster, with a rope round his neck. Frankenstein said, “Monster, monster, what are you doing here?” The monster said, “Well, boss, they hanged me this morning so now I’ve come to meet my maker.”