A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him “Headand Shoulders” and it cleared it up. The blonde asked inquisitively,”How do you give shoulders?”
In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were abrunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and a blonde-Sandy. The second race was the Breast Stroke…the order of finish was:The brunette came in first, the redhead second,… “but wait”, where wasthe blonde??? She was still racing!When she got to the finish line…she said
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football game. As the first half went along, the big animals were scoring at will. Every time they got the ball they would run it in for a touchdown.Then came the second half…First play: The elephant runs
|In January 1994, ‘The Economist’ magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel O’Leary’s success stories about government research scientists hired out for civilian business uses was the Argonne National Laboratory’s helping McDonald’s to find a way to speed up french frying. A team headed by physicist Tuncer Kuzay,
Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he had just picked up, a man goes into the kitchen for some foodto replenish his justspent energy. He pours himself a glass of milkand right before drinking it, he realizes his manhood is still prettyhot,so he
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut seeds!!!
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.