Long, but really funny…from a Company in USA. DATE: October 01, 2003RE: Christmas Party I’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23, starting at noon in the private function room at the Grill House. There will be a cash bar and plenty
Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you ? Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money !
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!
|Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)–In what legal observers are already calling a landmark decision in the case of Jackson v. California, the California Supreme Court has recognized for the first time a constitutional right to chicken done right.The high court held that under the the due process
Have you all stopped to think where you fit in this equation? From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?We have all been to
A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, “If it weren’t for my money, the house wouldn’t be here!” The wife replied, “My dear, if it weren’t for your money I wouldn’t be here.”