Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a round of golf together. They get on the first tee and the first old guy says to the second, “My eyesight isn’t what it used to be. Can you watch my ball for me?”.The second guy
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family,” said the man. “To show you how much we care for you, I’m making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Jesus”!
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you grandpa?” he asks.”Feeling fine,” says the old man.”What’s the food like?””Terrific, wonderful menus.””And the nursing?””Just couldn’t be better. These young nurses really take care of you.””What about sleeping? Do you sleep okay?””No problem at all —
How do you make rude noises on the Internet? With a whoop e-cushion.
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to the man next to him he said, “I forgot my teeth.” The man said,
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he dusted it off, a genie appeared and granted him three wishes. “I’d love an ice-cold beer right now,” he told the genie. Poof! A beer appeared.Next the man said, “I wish to be on an island,