Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip read.
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?Patron: There’s a fly in my soup!Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won’t be there this time.Patron: No, it’s still there.Waiter: Maybe it’s the way you’re using the soup; try eating it
“I can’t find a cause for your illness,” the doctor said. “Frankly, I think it’s due to drinking.””In that case,” replied his blonde patient, “I’ll come back when you are sober.”
Little monster: Mom, I’ve finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, I’ll save it for your supper.
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, “T-G-I-F”? (letters only). He smiled at her and replied,”S-H-I-T” (letters only).”She looked at him, puzzled, and said, “T-G-I-F” again.He acknowledged her remark again by
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have black roots.
|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals!Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask the question?Johnny: It’s because I saw one on daddy’s lettuce, but now it’s gone.