Did you hear the joke about the two monsters who crashed? They fell off a cliff, boom, boom.
Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to thedry cleaners. The man working there was an elderly man and was hard ofhearing.Monica said,”I need this dress cleaned.” The man said, “Come again?”Monica replied, “No, it’s just mustard.”
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you eat them.
|You’ll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a teaspoon of salt, a cup of brown sugar, lemon juice, nuts, and a bottle of whisky.Sample the whisky to check for quality.Take a large
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis car. After an hour or so, he whispers in her ear, “Do you wantto move to the back seat?”She replies, “NO!” Flabbergasted, he says, “Why Not?”To which she replies, “Well, I want to stay up here
First monster: I have a hunch. Second monster: I thought you were a funny shape.
A long time ago, way back then…we used to spell Canada, Cnd.Why? you ask. Well it’s really simple…It’s because we forgot the eh?