|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my hands on. I even follow their suggestions. But eventually, inevitably, I always get fat again. Now, at last, I’ve found The Answer. After living for almost 14 years with a man who never gains an ounce
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there was a beautiful young blonde ahead ofme.As she placed her groceries on the checkout stand, the bagger asked her,”Paper or plastic?””It doesn’t matter,” she replied, “I’m bisacksual.”
How do you address a monster? Very politely.
A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his head.He sits down and the doctor says, “What’s the problem?”The frog says, “Doctor, is there any way you can get this wart off my ass?”
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.
|An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. “Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many bars
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, “T-G-I-F” (letters only).He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T” (letters only).”She looked at him, puzzled, and said, “T-G-I-F” again.He acknowledged her remark again by