There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?- It died.Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?- It was tied on to the first monkey.Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?- It got hit by the first
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
|About 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinner, and 84% wish they didn’t have to.
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk if they have any new and different cards — somethingunusual. The clerk points her to a new card just in that day — “HappyBirthday to the Boy who Popped My Cherry.”The blonde replied, “How cool! I’ll
Did you hear about the monster who had twelve arms and no legs? He was all fingers and thumbs.
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of theirhead?A: All you can eat, under a buck.