How do you know you’re leading a sad life? When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s just be friends.”
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno!Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads.Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
|Bachelor’s DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST – Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth LUNCH – Send your secretary out for six “gutbombers” those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. Also order French fries, a bowl of chili, a
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had nolessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and thenhorse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady andrhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from thesaddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse’s
HWhy did the monster lie on his back? To trip up low-flying aircraft.
How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down? Nobody knows, it hasn’t happened yet.