|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species.To this end, I hold M&M duels.Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger,I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of
Where is the monster’s temple? On the side of his head.
Are birth control pills deductible? Only if they don’t work.
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During dinner He tells them: “I needed three importantpeople to send my message out to all the people: Tomorrow I will destroythe Earth.”Yeltsin immediately calls together his cabinet and announces: “I have tworeally bad news items. God
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don’t know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.
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How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.