A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general speed and health
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How do you communicate with the Loch Ness Monster at 20,000 fathoms? Drop him a line.
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains of) that individual, who through single-minded self-sacrifice,has done the most to remove undesirable elements from the human genepool.And now, for this year’s illustrious winner(s):.. drum roll… JohnPernicky and friend Sal Hawkins, of the great state of
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