A father, mother, and son were going to Europe and were going to visit the nude beaches while they were there. They didn’t want the son to get a distorted view of beauty, so they told him that the men with really big dicks were really really dumb, and that
Life Will Not Be Like Star Trek—————————————–There are so many Star Trek(tm) spin-offs that it is easy to fool yourself into thinking that the Star Trek vision is an accurate vision of the future. Sadly, Star Trek does not take into account the stupidity, selfishness, and horniness of the average
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to retrain them.
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s a real fun guy [fungi].”
Boy: Did you know you can get fur from a three headed mountain monster? Girl: Really? What kind of fur? Boy: As fur away as possible!
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An interpreter.
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75