A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where was your mom born?”The other kid answers, “Alaska”.The first one replies:”Gee, then don’t worry about it… I’ll ask’er myself!”
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out “GREEN SIDE UP!”.In the second room she told the painter she would like
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family.She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”The stock boy replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”
One day a man was sleeping and the neighbor’s little girl entered his house, woke him up and said, “What is that between your legs?” He replied that is “my bird.” He went back to sleep. She came back later and said, “What’s that furry stuff around your bird?” He
Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100 miles away.The first guy swam 25 miles, and drowned.The second guy swam 50 miles, and drowned.The third guy swam 99 miles, and said,”I’m tired. I think I’ll swim back.”
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
|Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A: Just spell “Evian” backwards!