A Blonde A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, “I’ve kidnapped you.” She then wrote a note
Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he seesanother blonde rowing with oars in a cornfield.Well, he is just absolutely furious and he gets out of the car and yells tothe blonde in the cornfield: “Hey, if I knew how to swim, I’d go
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.A2: Don’t tell her to swallow.A3: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
|In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arrested after a food fight in a grocery store. After arguing loudly, the couple began throwing sweet potatoes at each other. Eventually, the man allegedly threw the woman into several vegetable racks, sending the contents
At the Doctor’s… -A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help me, I hurt all over.” “What do you mean?” said the doctor. -The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, “Ow, that hurts.” -Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled,
On which day do monsters eat people? Chewsday.
What’s coming but never comes?Tomorrow!