Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By the lipstick on your cucumbers.
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How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
One day, little Mikey comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check her bedroom. He opens the door, and what does he see, but his father, who had also come home for lunch, stripped naked, on
There were three men. Joe, Rich, and Scott. They were all camping in the woods, and they knew they had to stop forthenight. Joe suggested they stop where they were right there, a niceclear,wooded area. Rich agreed, but Scott disagreed, because there was nothinginteresting around, only trees. They kept hiking
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just dyed her hair.A2: She’d just blow dried her hair and she didn’t want it blown around too much.
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