A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long face?”
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re supposed to wash vegetables!
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How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
Did you hear about the Irish monster who went to night school to learn to read in the dark?
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her butt and said, “You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle.” While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence.
THE KILTED SCOTSMANA kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a considerable amount of whiskey at a local pub. As he staggered down the road, he felt quite sleepy and decided to take a nap, with his back against a tree.As he slept, two young lasses