Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves together!
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are those? He says pointing to her breasts.Well, son, These are balloons, and when you die, they inflate and float you up to heaven.Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes off quite satisfied. Two days
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve never met.
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
How do you confuse a blonde?Put her in a round room and tell her to pee in the corner.How do you confuse her even more?Ask her where she went.Sent by Chris
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says “I’m sorry honey, I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.” The husband, rejected, turns over and