The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon
One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked him “Paperor Plastic” and the man said, “Uh…paper I guess.”Then the bagger boy said your total is $56.35. The man took out his wallet and said “Real or Counterfeit”.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says. “I hope this spaceship doesn’t travel faster than sound. “Why?” replies the cabin steward. “Because my friend and I want to talk, that’s why.”
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask a few questions.” He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, “What is your occupation?” The woman replies, “I’m
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you slice them really thin.