|How you can spot a Canadian, eh? -Don McGillivray (Ottawa columnist for Southam Newspapers)How do you tell a Canadian from an American?It used to be enough to ask him to say the alphabet. When the Canadian got to the end, he’d say “zed” instead of “zee”. But 18 years of
How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.Sent by L&S
Two teenagers wander off to the bushes during a softball game on the outskirts of town and start necking. After a while the boy stops. “You know we’ve been doing this for a few weeks now and I think it’s time we went all the way,” he pleads. “Well, maybe,”
Ring Ring…Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up the phone?
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
|How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel … the angels did say…E.T. went home.Get rid of X. There’s too many unknowns in the world already!(Only one vowel left, or is that “Anly ana vawal laft” This may be stretching it a bit, but not unless you
Mr Monster: Oi, hurry up with my supper. Mrs Monster: Oh, do be quiet I’ve only got three pairs of hands.