How do you stop a monster digging up your garden? Take his spade away.
One day there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it and the other boy couldn’t figure out why his friend was at the bush so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?A: Not everyone has been in a747.
|An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning “It’s a hot day, isn’t it?”This is something deeper than spelling or pronunciation. It goes to the heart of the less-assertive Canadian character. The United States was born when Americans revolted against King George III and
A girl brings a guy home one night. They get into her apartment and immediately she suggests that they do “69”. “What the hell is that?” asks the guy. Realizing he’s inexperienced, she tries to explain,”I put my head between your legs and you put your head between mine.” Still
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure it’s mine?