At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The doc ransometests and sent him home with some medicine. The next day the doctorcalledand the wife answered. “I’m going to have to run a few more tests”, the doctor said “I’m goingtoneed a semen, urine and
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
|This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven’t seen listed in any cookbooks.While you are preparing the food, and after the guests have arrived, you contrive to fill the house up with smoke, preferably enough to get at least two smoke detectors going.Then you go rushing about the house,
Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.
A guy went out on the golf course took a high-speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he fell to the ground. When he finally got himself to the doctor, he said, “How bad is it doc? I’m getting married next week, and my fiancee is still a
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.