Winnie and Piglet sit on the bank of the river and smoke dope. A crocodile comes out of the river: – Hey pals, let me have a whiff. – Get lost, oh green one! – Come on guys, just one! – Go %@~# yourself! So what would you do? Well,
Why did the Packers tear up the end zone after a Vikings Game?There was too much “Moss” in it!
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.I will keep you, Suzy, busy,Make your head with heat grow dizzy.Tear in eye, your dress will tear.So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.Just compare heart, beard, and heard,Dies and diet, lord and
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?There’s white out on the screen and lipstick on the joystick!
Winnie-the-Pooh is eating a roll. Piglet arrives. – Give me some roll, Winnie! – It’s not a roll, it’s a bun. – Give me some bun, Winnie! – It’s not a bun, it’s a bap. – Give me some bap, Winnie! – Get lost, you pig! Stop being such a
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting, “Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!”He continues walking along the long fence, but, being a curious person, he can’t help but wonder why they are chanting “Thirteen!” over and over. Could