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Winnie-the-Pooh is eating

Winnie-the-Pooh is eating a roll. Piglet
arrives.
– Give me some roll, Winnie!
– It’s not a roll, it’s a
bun.
– Give me some bun, Winnie!
– It’s not a bun, it’s a bap.

Give me some bap, Winnie!
– Get lost, you pig! Stop being such a pain
in the neck! You can’t
even make up your mind!