The president got off the helicopter in front of the White House with a baby hog under each arm. The Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said, “Nice pigs, sir”. The president replied, “These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback hogs. I got one for Hillary and
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You’ve been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you’ve got me in a good mood, I’ll be generous and give you a choice of three places
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix the batter and six to peel the M&Ms.
The monster spent a fortune on deodorants before he found out that people didn’t like him anyway.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules, saying, “The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anyone caught breaking this rule once will be fined $50.” He continued, “Anyone caught
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone.