Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him? Of course – he’d be eggs-terminated.
A man wakes up early one morning and decides to go Bear hunting. He tells his wife, “You’ve got three choices; you can go Bear hunting with me, I’ll do you anally or you can give me a blowjob. I’m gonna load up the truck and get the dog out.
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?A: Chances are they’ll both end up in the gutter.
|OCR – Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them back into computer-readable form, provided they’re in the right font, using the correct colors sometimes, at the right point size and pitch, dark enough on the paper, and you’re prepared to spend several centuries correcting all
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer decides to start with the basics.’So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?’ The blonde counts carefully on her fingers forabout 30 seconds before replying, ‘Ehhhh .. 22!’ The interviewer tries another straightforward oneto break the ice. ‘And
How do man-eating monsters count to a thousand? On their warts.