At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.
|Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed them that he was very unhappy about what was going on in this world. Since things were so bad, he told the three that he was destroying the Earth in 3 days. They were all allowed
How do you stop a monster from smelling? Cut off his nose.
A woman checked in at the pearly gates and asked to join her former husband, Walter Smith. Saint Peter said, “We have five million Walter Smiths. Give us a little clue.” The woman said, “My Walter is bald and has blue eyes, and he said that if I ever slept
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.