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There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.They were on a cruise ship and it was heading home. When theygot about 20 miles of shore the boat began to sink (no ideaway use your imagination). The three girls jump off and swimto a nearby island. After being
The Smith’s were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower. They had included Senators and Wall Street wizards. They decided to compile a family history, a legacy for their children and grandchildren. They hired a fine author. Only one problem arose — how
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.” Alice pointed in the direction she had been walking. “Did he go this way?” she asked. “No,” said Negative. She pointed the other way. “Yes,” said Positive. Soon Alice came upon a large brown table. The
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps saying, “88, 88, 88…”The blond calls to her as the cars and trucks wizz past.”What are you doing?””I’m counting cars,”comes the rely. “Want to help?””Sure!” says the blond. She walks out to the middle of thehighway