A woman checked in at the pearly gates and

asked to join her former husband,
Walter Smith. Saint Peter said, “We
have five million Walter Smiths.
Give us a
little
clue.”

The woman said, “My Walter is bald and has blue eyes, and he said that

if I ever
slept with another man he’d turn over in his
grave.”

Saint Peter motioned an angel forward. “Take her to Turning

Walter!”