There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week vacation on a carribean cruise. The wife, unfortunately, forgot her hearing aides at home…Upon arriving to the cabin that was to be theirs during the trip, they noticed that it had 2 bunk beds. So, as
A not so bright guy got a job in a factory and “the boys” soon befriended him. Just before lunch one day a fellow worker came up to him and said, “You notice how the boss has been leaving work early for lunch and comes back late the past few
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A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.The doctor asked her what had happened to herears and she answered, “I was ironing a shirtand the phone rang – but instead of picking upthe phone I accidentally picked up the ironand stuck it to my ear.””Oh Dear!” the doctor
An old man in a nursing home awoke one day and trundled down the hallway to the community breakfast room looking rather forlorn. Ms. Smith, a nurse, met him in the hallway. She greeted him smilingly and asked how he was this day. Mr. Jones allowed that not all was
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can igniteA 4 years-old’s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurantIf you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan the motor is
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.”Keyboard” —- Place to hang your truck keys.”Window” —— Place in the truck to hang your guns.”Floppy” —— When you run out of Polygrip.”Modem” ——- How you got rid of