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If storks bring human babies, what bring monster babies? Cranes.
A bronzed, blonde male surfer type was visiting Boston to attend a friend’s wedding. Sitting at the bar at the reception, sucking up his fourth beer, he caught sight of a stunning brunette, whom he had noticed earlier in the church, as she came through the door. His eyes never
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A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to their deathfrom a very tall building… he suddenly notices thatone is still breathing so he approaches her and asks:”why the hell did you three beautiful girls leap outof that building?”The blond answers in a very weak
A very tall monster with several arms and legs, all of different lengths, went into a tailor’s shop. ‘I’d like to see a suit that will fit me,’ he told the tailor. ‘So would I, sir,’ said the tailor. ‘So would I.’
A knight and his men returned to their castle after a hard day of fighting. “How are we faring?” asked the king. “Sire!” replied the knight, “I have been robbing and pillaging on your behalf all day, burning the towns of your enemies to the west.” “What?” shrieked the king,