Harry approached a prostitute and asked, “How much for a blow job ?”. “Hundred Bucks”. “OK”, he said and began to jerk off. “What the hell are you doing that for?” “For hundred bucks you don’t think I’m going to give you the easy one, do you ?”
TOP TEN things women would do if they woke up and had a penis for a day:10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.9. Get a blow job.8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.6. Determine WHY
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells the clerk:”I need to buy some deodorant for my husband.””Does he use the ball kind?” inquired the clerk.”No,” replied the blonde, “The kind for under his arms.”
|If architects had to work like programmers . . .Dear Mr. Architect,Please design and build me a house. I am not quite sure of what I need, so you should use your discretion.My house should have between two and forty-five bedrooms. Just make sure the plans are such that the
During a funeral for a woman who had henpecked her husband, drove her kids half nuts, scrapped with the neighbors at the slightest opportunity, and even made neurotics of their cat and dog with her explosive temper. As the casket was lowered into the grave, a violent thunderstorm broke, and
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several days. One day a bottle washed ashore and when they picked it up, a genie rushed out. Oh masters, he said. For releasing me from this bottle you will each have one wish. The American said:
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets restless and asks “What does one do about sex around here?”The others direct him to a large gun barrel with a hole in it. At first he does not like the idea much but, when he