Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily its perception and judgement oft exceed thine. 2. Thou shalt not follow the NULL pointer, for chaos and madness await thee at its end. 3. Thou shalt cast all function arguments to the expected type if
Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty people from New York City showed up. Never having seen anyone from the Big Apple at heaven’s door, Saint Peter said he would have to check with God. After hearing the news, God instructed him to admit the ten most virtuous
TOP TEN things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day:10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.8. See if they could finally do the splits.7. See if it’s truly possible to launch
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?” These are some alternative and probably more truthful ad slogans for use with Windows.1. Microsoft gives you Windows – OS/2 give you the whole house.2. A computer without Windows is like a
An enormous monster with eight arms and eleven legs walked into a tailors shop. ‘Quick!’ shouted the tailor to his assistant. ‘Hide the “Free Alterations” sign!’