Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for their present-processing. Receiving presents would take about 24-36 hours of mainframe processing time.
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into alumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in the office andsaid, “We need some four-by-twos.”The clerk said, “You mean two-by-fours, don’t you?”The man said, “I’ll go check,” and went back to the truck.He returned a minute later and said,
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a horse. The owner of the farm takes him through to look at all of his horses. The owner is really getting pissed off.Finally, the last horse and the midget decided that he really wanted this horse.
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Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher. She says, “Hello class, I’m Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name class remember it has an “r” after the first letter.” The entire class says, “Hello Mrs. Prussy.” A few days later
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”. The Attendant notices that the front and back seats of the car areoccupied by penguins.”Hey Buddy” says the attendant to the driver, “These birds can’t be happy like this…they’re wild animals, you should take them to