Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None! He fell.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on the other side.
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as well. You wouldn’t have to take the tree, but you still have to pay for it anyway. Ornament/95 would weigh 1500 pounds (requiring a reinforced steel countertop tree), draw enough electricity to power a small city,
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?When the joy stick is wet!Sent by Richard
FIRST HUMAN BOY: I can lift a monster with one hand. SECOND HUMAN BOY: Bet you can’t! FIRST HUMAN BOY: Find me a monster with one hand and I’ll prove it.
Two elderly gentlemen, Sam and Harry, were having breakfast. Sam said to Harry, “Harry, why do you have a suppository in your ear?” Harry took the suppository out, looked it over and said, “Sam, I’m really glad you saw this thing, now I think I know where my hearing aid
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major FDA food group.She puts on one of those pads with “wings,” then flies off the roof laughing hysterically while riding a broom.She’s developed a new talent for spinning her head around in 360 degree circles.She retains